Huntme007

An English professor wrote the words :
“A woman without her man is nothing”
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
All the females in the class wrote:
“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
Punctuation is powerful

This is strange…can you figure it out?

Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?

Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!

* Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.

* There’s no trick or surprise.

* Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one
at a
time and as quickly as you can!

* Again, as quickly as you can but don’t advance until

you’ve done each of them … really.

* Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something>

Think of a number from 1 to 10

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Multiply that number by 9

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If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together

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Now subtract 5

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Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the
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you ended up with

(example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)

Think of a country that starts with that letter

Remember the last letter of the name of that country

Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter

Remember the last letter in the name of that animal

Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter

Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange ?

I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you’re among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of s! omething
else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.

Amitabh : apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne..

Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.

Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan

Computer Screen:

A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav C. Moh. Azhar D. General
Perverz Musharaff.

Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that Santa will opt
for
A) But Santa is still confused.

Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..(50:50 and phone a friend)

Santa: I think it is A but am not sure.

Amitabh : Not sure… Hmmm Ap kya karna chahenge?

Santa : I would like to use 50:50?

Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..

Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -

B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
C. Moh. Azhar.

Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made
this mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on. Now Santa
is confused. Santa: i would like to use the last life line phone a
friend..

Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?

Santa : Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna
chahoonga………………………………………………………

How a man withdraws cash from ATM.

1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money
6) Drive away

How a woman withdraws cash from ATM

1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse.
7) Insert card
Hit Cancel
9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car
16) Stop car
17) Run back to ATM
18) Take ATM card
19) Back to car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car
22) Check makeup
23) Drive for ½ mile
24) Release hand-brake
25) Drive on.
SNE………..