May 22
How a women withdraws money from an ATM
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How a man withdraws cash from ATM.

1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money
6) Drive away

How a woman withdraws cash from ATM

1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse.
7) Insert card
8) Hit Cancel
9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car
16) Stop car
17) Run back to ATM
18) Take ATM card
19) Back to car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car
22) Check makeup
23) Drive for ½ mile
24) Release hand-brake
25) Drive on.
SNE………..

May 22
When I was small I was very mischievous
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I used to break rocks with my head I used to break rocks with my head

Used to play with Basketball !

Used to play with Basketball !

Used to Take a ride on Comodo Dragon !

Used to  Take a ride on Comodo Dragon  !

Swim with my Dolphin !

Swim with my Dolphin !

Even make a Lion get frightened !

 Even make a Lion get frightened !

Used to Challenge the police !

Used to Challenge the police !

Give bath to my Ajgar !

Give bath to my Ajgar  !

Used to Race with cars !

Used to Race with cars !

Always Made new friends !!

Always Made new friends !!

Go skating !

Go skating !

Surf on the waves !

Surf on the waves !

Now I am s/w engineer !I Just sit on a chair !

Now I am s/w engineer !I Just sit on a chair !

May 22
How do you scare a software engineer?
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 scare a software engineer

May 22
Adventures may go wrong
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Adventures may go worng

Adventures may go wrong

Adventures may go wrong

Adventures may go wrong

Adventures may go wrong

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