Huntme007

1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend to confirm that
2. The nicer she is…the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks…
4. “99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company.”……………..100% true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she’ll want to be friends with you.
8. Theory of relativity…..        The more u run towards a hot chick….the more she goes away from u…
9. Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone… just when you are about to let her know about your feelings…she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)

Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1

Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)

10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-

1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day

11. all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.

12. the more seriously u like a girl…the more seriously her dad will hate u

13. the love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you

Where is the money

Show me your pockets

I ll not give the money…… She spends all of my salary…..Booohoooo!!!

Give me way….. I am going for shopping.

Thanks Sweetheart………..bye

An English professor wrote the words :
“A woman without her man is nothing”
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
All the females in the class wrote:
“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
Punctuation is powerful

Amitabh : apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne..

Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.

Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan

Computer Screen:

A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav C. Moh. Azhar D. General
Perverz Musharaff.

Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that Santa will opt
for
A) But Santa is still confused.

Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..(50:50 and phone a friend)

Santa: I think it is A but am not sure.

Amitabh : Not sure… Hmmm Ap kya karna chahenge?

Santa : I would like to use 50:50?

Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..

Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -

B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
C. Moh. Azhar.

Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made
this mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on. Now Santa
is confused. Santa: i would like to use the last life line phone a
friend..

Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?

Santa : Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna
chahoonga………………………………………………………