Huntme007

I used to break rocks with my head

Used to play with Basketball !

Used to Take a ride on Comodo Dragon !

Swim with my Dolphin !

Even make a Lion get frightened !

Used to Challenge the police !

Give bath to my Ajgar !

Used to Race with cars !

Always Made new friends !!

Go skating !

Surf on the waves !

Now I am s/w engineer !I Just sit on a chair !

Manmohan, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Jayalalitha are travelling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap. The train comes out of the tunnel. Jayalalitha and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Jayalalitha is thinking: – These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Madhuri is thinking: -Musharaf must have moved to kiss
me, and kissed Jayalalitha instead and got
slapped.

Musharraf is thinking: -Damn it, Manmohan must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking: -If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again.