Jan 3

10 things to do when u r in lift

icon1 Gandham | icon2 Fun :D, Funny tips, Jokes | icon4 01 3rd, 2008| icon3No Comments »  159 views

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

Ask, “Did you feel that?”

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay. Don’t panic, they open up again.”

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly.

Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.”

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is my personal space.”

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